ryebreadgf:

i’m hotter than i think i am but i’m also uglier than i think i am. won’t elaborate

(via handjob)

teaboot:

teaboot:

just-shower-thoughts:

Adam and Eve had to raise teenagers, but they were never teenagers beforehand.

Eve holding the first ever baby: what the FUCK is thIS

Adam, talking to God: hey buddy so uh I don’t know if this is like ~normal~ or what but my wife just shat out a fat bald monkey and now it won’t stop screaming? Are you doing okay up there bro

(via quiteliterallyhotsauce)